I know that some of you may occasionally read Absolutely Reliable News & Rumors. I'll admit that in the past I have as well, but not anymore. It's one thing to insult other losers, but when they start dragging my good name through the mud, I draw the line. I am asking everyone to boycott the hateful, vindictive bottomholes that run this atrocious website. No longer will we sit idly by while they tarnish the reputation of reputible coaster enthusiasts everywhere. The boycott involves not visiting the website, not buying any of their merchandise, and not communicating with those who do. These guys obviously are not Wild Ones, because they don't know the least thing about the "3 C's" of the code. So, if you stand for truth, honesty, integrity, peace, kindness, and the American Way, join with me in this boycott of the most foul, hideous website to come out since the Paris Hilton video. Who's with me?!!!!!

Aaron

I almost forgot. These guys need to learn how to spell too. It's "REVEREND" with 3 "E's". Not "REVERAND" with an "A". Stupidheads!!!

I'M WITH YOU!

No "ARnR" T-SHIRT for ME!!

My "ASTROLAND" shirt WILL REMAIN the FIRST SHIRT in my
systematically ALPHABETIZED t-shirt DRAWERS!!!!

As for those who fraternize with ARnR... well...

Al... (and Moosh)

I'm sorry.

We're not friends anymore

-The Rev

(sworn to the code)

Well, it's no skin off their noses, Aaron.
I was just thinking they have nothing to lose, and then I see they posted exactly that!
Except I wasn't thinking of money.

Anyway, I enjoy boycotts that are reliable!

Those Crackheads over at ARnR have deficated on me for the last time.

I think its time to dish our some abuse (Pictures allowed)

It's time to stop this terrorism once and for all!

> Those Crackheads over at ARnR have deficated on
> me for the last time.

> I think its time to dish our some abuse (Pictures
> allowed)

> It's time to stop this terrorism once and for
> all!

> :)
> Chuck
>
Chuck your repeating yourself. Is this to emphasize your digust with that site, or was this because you had a 2 martini lunch? LOL. Lunch is important you know, but you have to watch that 2 martini lunch especially if they are chocolate martinis made by Dawn.

All I ask is that we turn away from the scat talk. It seems that some of you may be into Hot Lunches (or even Cleveland Steamers) and that's fine. But there's really no need to share your urge to be a fecalfeliac here...

> All I ask is that we turn away from the scat
> talk. It seems that some of you may be into Hot
> Lunches (or even Cleveland Steamers) and that's
> fine. But there's really no need to share your
> urge to be a fecalfeliac here...

> Adam

TMI.......

I see that I must now become a peacemaker with URC and ARN&R. It is time that this fecal, beastiality, poligomy and incestuous claims from site to site should now be put to bed. Oops, thats what half of that was about, so lets say, be ceased.

Let us offer Olive branches to each other. (Somehow I think both sides will find ways to either beat the other with or they will find interesting ways to use the branches) Anyway, It is time to end this war, holy or unholy, (what makes me think that ARN&R would be wearing holy clothes, not religious holy, hole holy).

You all have something to offer, which is humor. I like Good Humor Ice Cream myself. Anyway, can't we all get along here? This is a big internet, no one needs to read the crap anyone puts out except when names are mentioned and then they need to be rehabbed.

Therefore I am suggesting a halfway house for poor posts of humor. Get in that halfway house and you need to be whipped and pleasured with those Olive Branches. Oops, I take that back also, there would be too many willing to go into that halfway house.

In light of thinking while posting, I say continue with your Holy, Unholy, fight, war, hell, why did you all start this anyway? Continue on gang.

ARnR has insulted me and my friends for TOO LONG.
They don't know who they're dealing with.

What they don't realize is the collective expertise/wisdom that exists right here on this fine site!

They probably think that ALL we HAVE in LIFE is "coaster enthusiasm" - but no, no, no... that's just NOT the case.

SOME of us are ALSO...

TREKKIES!

-The Rev

> SOME of us are ALSO...

> TREKKIES!

> -The Rev

OH NO, do not give anymore information like that out. This will entirely make our argument even harder to argue. These people want straight ? and narrow people. As narrow as a person can be. They actually think they are Rumsfeld haters while they are so joined at the hip, well, maybe in ways we cannot explain, anyway thats TMI, well these people are sick. :P

> SOME of us are ALSO...

> TREKKIES!

And you expect that answser to help our cause?

Please have mercy on us now that that is in the open.

> SOME of us are ALSO...

> TREKKIES!

> -The Rev

Denny Crane might argue that!
;-)

> Now that we have three topics on the exact same
> matter, should I expect another one?

What, Your not a Trekie?

You should know it's a never ending saga.

They might not think we can make a difference or hurt them in any way but we can.

We can destroy their credibility, hit em where it counts.

I urge you to join the coalition for enthusiast values and join this boycott.

Tell your friends, Tell other Trekkies, Tell your family and most of all tell your mom what bad boys they are over at http://absolutelyreliable.com/

Whatever you do, do not visit there or you will be corrupted into the dark side.

Rise up against the forces of evil and immaturity!

Why do you people insist with this boycott? ARnR are a great bunch of people who haven't done anything wrong... I think they're swell, does anyone agree with me?

> Why do you people insist with this boycott? ARnR
> are a great bunch of people who haven't done
> anything wrong... I think they're swell, does
> anyone agree with me?

> C-Screw, anything you can ride, I can ride
> longer.

Now you must know, Too be able to follow the code this must continue.

It's our right and moreover Patriotic duty to make a stand against this sort of degridation.

Whatever you do, Do not visit www.absolutelyreliable.com
The will warp your mind and make you see things as they want you to and not as they really are.

Chuck, who thinks they are a fair target in the fight to restore unbiast journalism!
;>)~

> I urge you to join the coalition for enthusiast
> values and join this boycott.

You're RIGHT Chuck. They really have NO idea how MANY LOSERS WE KNOW. In fact, there are many on this site that have a huge influence on another site:

COASTERBUZZ... and we all KNOW how many LOSERS are OVER THERE!!!

Then there's RRC! (I shudder at the thought).

Just the sheer MAGNITUDE of this loop-counting, ert demanding, T-shirt organizing, Trekkie convention chasing, dateless, living with mother, comic-book reading, pimple popping,inhaler-sucking ARMY will OVERWHELM THEM!!

There is NO WAY they'll EVER be able to stand against such a LOSER ONSLAUGHT!!

Rest assured, they deserve it - in fact RIGHT NOW you should SEE what's POSTED on their SITE...

Oh... wait...

I wasn't supposed to go there anymore (woops, I forgot)

Sorry guys

(viva la boycott)
-The Rev

Please select the third T shirt from your alphebetized selection in the Letter S and Join us!

Also don't forget to stop by http://www.roddenberry.com/

You'll be glad, you did.

That ARnR site needs Cleansing and only us buffet eating, ert demanding, flatuating loosers can do it.

> You're RIGHT Chuck. They really have NO idea how
> MANY LOSERS WE KNOW. In fact, there are many on
> this site that have a huge influence on another
> site:

Thats right, Word of mouth is the strongest form of gathering information and reputation (Like I have any)

> COASTERBUZZ... and we all KNOW how many LOSERS
> are OVER THERE!!!

Hey now, What makes you think their losers are any better than ours? There are some however that could be valueable to the cause :)

> Then there's RRC! (I shudder at the thought).

RRC is respectable, Except for a few ARnR dropout trolls who think it's funny talking to themselves.

> Just the sheer MAGNITUDE of this loop-counting,
> ert demanding, T-shirt organizing, Trekkie
> convention chasing, dateless, living with mother,
> comic-book reading, pimple
> popping,inhaler-sucking ARMY will OVERWHELM
> THEM!!

Army? if all else fails we can just NUKE em.

> There is NO WAY they'll EVER be able to stand
> against such a LOSER ONSLAUGHT!!

Never happen.
The few, The proud, The losers :)

> Rest assured, they deserve it - in fact RIGHT NOW
> you should SEE what's POSTED on their SITE...

I mistakenly clicked that link, I think I should delete it.

> Oh... wait...

> I wasn't supposed to go there anymore (woops, I
> forgot)

> Sorry guys

No need to be sorry, Losers like us make mistakes.

> (viva la boycott)

Or in English, Long live the boycott.

> -The Rev

Chuck, it's too late, they've got me. My mind is now warped... I blame Al for infecting the lot of us. Oh well. there's a Trekkie Convention in town, so I'll see you all later... oh and then off to the comic book convention,and sometime along the way i have to go to LensCrafters to get my coke bottled lenses with its fee accesory... tape on the bridge.

Did I do that?

If loving ANR&R is wrong, I don't want to be right.

Have Fun!

Thanks for all the support guys. I think Shooting Star has the right idea. We need to spread the word about the evils going on over at "that site". Be sure to tell your friends, family, and complete strangers about the boycott. Let's put 'em out of business! Whadduya say?!!!

> As for those who fraternize with ARnR... well...

> Al... (and Moosh)

> We're not friends anymore

Hey! I didn't do nothin'! It was all Moosh's fault.
Stop picking on me or I'll tell my Mom and you'll never sell another video on this site again!

> Hey! I didn't do nothin'! It was all Moosh's
> fault.
> Stop picking on me or I'll tell my Mom and you'll
> never sell another video on this site again!

> Al

There he goes again, blaming someone else :) Al, your mom never paid for the first ones LOL.

I see they have also infected you with that CP virus.

Thats a nasty one, with nary a cure.

I have Rev say a prayer for you and hope for the best.

Chuck, who says Give Troy a kiss for me at the Trekkie Convention.

Al,
> your mom never paid for the first ones LOL.

> Ed

No, but she did agree to endorse them, which could only help sales! ;)

BTW, Ed, watching the last video, she did recognize you as "that guy who breaks everything." LOL

Al W.

Paul, We know your in co-hoots with them,
These guys actually sell cards and calendars exploiting our hobby. over at Negative-g.com
Beware!

Will we stand for this? :)

Chuck, who thinks there is a hole in our front lines. Oh wait, Ed broke it.

> BTW, Ed, watching the last video, she did
> recognize you as "that guy who breaks
> everything." LOL

> Al W.

>
Thats a whole lot better than recognizing me as the guy with the big ears.

> Thats a whole lot better than recognizing me as
> the guy with the big ears.

> Ed

Hell, we ALL do that now! LOL
"Mickey Ed" is a permanent fixture in park lore, thanks to the Rev! (with a little help from his friends... hehehe)

> As for those who fraternize with ARnR... well...

> Al... (and Moosh)

> We're not friends anymore

> Hey! I didn't do nothin'! It was all Moosh's
> fault.
> Stop picking on me or I'll tell my Mom and you'll
> never sell another video on this site again!

lol - you mean, a Coasters n Gravy boycott?
Keep in mind I have less revenue than ARnR (lol)

...but yes, you and Moosh are to blame. You introduced many of us (me) to their site. Moosh tipped'em off. All I did was share my true, candid feelings.

> Thats a whole lot better than recognizing me as
> the guy with the big ears.

> Ed

> Hell, we ALL do that now! LOL
> "Mickey Ed" is a permanent fixture in
> park lore, thanks to the Rev! (with a little help
> from his friends... hehehe)

lol - See, Al's to blame for that too! (Eddie Mouse)
Al's evil
(lol)
-The Rev

CoasterBill: It might not cost any money to visit the site, but it is certainly not "free". The price we pay is the humiliation that some of us receive so that the rest of you can be "entertained". This is a high price indeed. You may love the site now, but wait until your name is dragged through the mud. You won't think it's so funny then. You'll notice when I link to their site I am strictly warning people NOT to go there. I wouldn't want someone to accidentally visit the site and get hooked into their mean-spirited form of "entertainment".

> Oh, and if you don't want anybody to go there
> maybee you should stop linking to it

I'd never even heard of it til a URC'r posted a link. I didn't know what all the fuss was about....

....then.....

I visited the site. I read through archived articles and found myself laughing hysterically. These guys/gals/?? take the art of lampoonery to a brilliant level.

MommaBeast

> Alright you guys are idiots. As a proud owner of
> an ARN&R T-Shirt and a daily reader of the web
> page I have concluded that you people have no
> life

we have coasters, Trek conventions, and also bowling leagues - what more could one want?

>and really need to get laid or something

what does that mean... "laid"(?)

-The Rev

Are you talking about flying coasters, where you
"lie down." We're still disappointed that we lost Stealth at PGA.

I agree with the Rev about having a life. I work around 28 hours a week at the Comic Book store. When I'm not at work, I spend time riding coasters, planning trips to ride coasters, and reading about coasters on the Net. I also have every epidsode of the X-Files on DVD and watch them religiously (and let's be honest, who doesn't love the X-Files?). I have bowling league on Monday night, online coaster chats every Tuesday and Thursday, and on Wednesdays I volunteer at the Boys and Girls clubs to teach disadvantaged youths how to play chess. Weekends are usually busy at my home park (Enchanted Village) where last year I rode Timberhawk over 500 times. According to the park's PR lady this is the current record and I'm not planning on giving it up any time soon. It's not that great of a coaster, but at least I have the record. Last year I rode over 150 different coasters in 22 different states. It sounds to me like someone is jealous.

I just wanted to give everyone a quick update on the boycott. Since we started this fight for decency, Absolutely Reliable (www.absolutelyreliable.com) has had their readership drop by 30% in 2 days. If we keep fighting they will eventually have no one reading their nonsensical drivel. Keep up the good fight!!!

> (www.absolutelyreliable.com) has had their
> readership drop by 30% in 2 days.

> we have coasters, Trek conventions, and also
> bowling leagues - what more could one want?

You dweeb! what about stamp collecting!

> OK, Rev... It's WAR!
> My Mom has decided that the next few weeks in NE
> will be MISERABLE, weather-wise! LOL
> Hope, for your sake, the old girl is wrong!
> Al

Since you insist on supporting that evil site -
(you know the one: www.absolutelyreliable.com) and since she's your mom - I really can't talk to YOU OR ABOUT your MOM right now. Not until this evil has been dealt with. In fact , I shouldn't even be responding (in accordance with the "code"), to you RIGHT NOW. So, why do I keep going? I don't know.
There's an evil force controlling me - kind've like in one of those X-files episodes that I love so much.
Don't, however, expect me to respond to any more of your posts unless you renounce this site: www.absolutelyreliable.com

Until you quit going to this site (www.absolutelyreliable.com)

...and quit linking URC with this site
(www.absolutelyreliable.com)

I'm not allowed to say anything else to you

> Oh, and if you don't want anybody to go there
> maybee you should stop linking to it

You mean, we should stop linking to THIS site?
www.absolutelyreliable.com

hmm.

I think I see what you're saying

Mommabeast,
Do you know what "laid" means?

CoasterBill says it's something I should "get" - and I don't understand

Now we been accused of promoting the site we dred the most.

I think it's time to take the Boycott to a higher power.

It might even end up on the Drudge report!

Chuck, defender of dweebism and Dorks worldwildones

> I'd never even heard of it til a URC'r posted a
> link. I didn't know what all the fuss was
> about....

The council for ethical enthusiast specifically requested that you should not visit here http://absolutelyreliable.com/ and yet you did anyhow???

> I visited the site. I read through archived
> articles and found myself laughing hysterically.
> These guys/gals/?? take the art of lampoonery to
> a brilliant level.

They make Lampoon look royalty compared to their deceptive and corruptive ways.

> MommaBeast

Resist temptation, Read the good book and support the American way by not ever visiting http://absolutelyreliable.com/ again.

> Mommabeast,
> Do you know what "laid" means?

I think I have lost my mind totally now. Is this a dream, nightmare, the Twilight Zone?

Eric, we are going to have a long talk when you get here.

> Since you insist on supporting that evil site -
> (you know the one: www.absolutelyreliable.com )
> and since she's your mom - I really can't talk to
> YOU OR ABOUT your MOM right now. Not until this
> evil has been dealt with. In fact , I shouldn't
> even be responding (in accordance with the
> "code"), to you RIGHT NOW. So, why do I
> keep going? I don't know.
> There's an evil force controlling me - kind've
> like in one of those X-files episodes that I love
> so much.

It may be from visiting THIS site too often: www.inverter.btinternet.co.uk/dp.html

> Don't, however, expect me to respond to any more
> of your posts unless you renounce this site:
> www.absolutelyreliable.com Until you quit going
> to this site (www.absolutelyreliable.com)

> ...and quit linking URC with this site
> (www.absolutelyreliable.com)

> I'm not allowed to say anything else to you

> -The Rev

I haven't been to www.absolutelyreliable.com for a coupla days now! I am having some withdrawal probs, but gravy seems to help.

I certainly won't link to www.absolutelyreliable.com ever again! www.absolutelyreliable.com is a naughty place and they probably have never even been to a Hometown Buffet!

Sorry for the harsh words earlier... just a symptom of withdrawing from the evilly addicting www.absolutelyreliable.com

www.absolutelyreliable.com is a bad place!

Al

> we have coasters, Trek conventions, and also
> bowling leagues - what more could one want?

> You dweeb! what about stamp collecting!

> Kelly

> Do you know what "laid" means?

> CoasterBill says it's something I should
> "get" - and I don't understand

> -The Rev
>

I think it's one of those pesky ferret-like acronyms that stands for "leisure attire in denim." A suggestion for your upcoming trip, probably.

Al W. <<< feeling better now that I'm

> Mommabeast,
> Do you know what "laid" means?

Hmmmm, scratchin' my head here, but the only thing that comes to mind is X Flight @ Geauga Lake. One is truly "laid" before the ride commences.

> CoasterBill says it's something I should
> "get" - and I don't understand

I say get thee to G-Lake, then.

> Do you know what "laid" means?

Rev, it must have been a typo. I bet he meant "get Plaid". That 70's attire is just so cool you know. Just picture a buffet line of enthusiasts in plaid cargo shorts and park Tees. GQ here we come.

You know, there was a time when www.absolutelyreliable.com was a shining beacon of journalistic integrity. Back in the good old days when they could spell words like "Reverend". Perhaps we should form an outfit with a name like, oh, "The ARNR Preservation Org (Formerly Club)".

Resist temptation, Read the good book and support the American way by not ever visiting http://absolutelyreliable.com/ again

Chuck, what if you're not American, does that mean that http://absolutelyreliable.com/ has a tendancy to corrupt easier? I'd like to stay, but have to go get my 1901 wooden coin with Ed's head on the coin, then go get my ear medicine, and ready to camp out a year before Star Wars Episode III.

I find it quite funny that the people complaining and whinning about this particular site, are the same people who cry and complain about everything else.

Build a bridge and get over it already.

Just my two cents.

> I find it quite funny that the people complaining
> and whinning about this particular site, are the
> same people who cry and complain about everything
> else.

> Build a bridge and get over it already.

> Just my two cents.

> Great_Ump

Once again, the people who haven't been made fun of on their site can't figure out why we're mad. If they made fun of you for wanting to be an MLB ump (which is a great goal IMHO) you might not feel the same way. Other comedians hate David Spade because he's only funny when he's making fun of other people. That's how we feel about ARnR.

Aaron

I have started an on-line petition to put an end to ARnR's evil. I encourage all of you to sign the petition. If you haven't been made fun of on ARnR yet, it's only a matter of time before you are. (Especially with ARnR spies lurking on message boards everywhere) Everyone please sign the petition before it's too late.

http://petitionpetition.com/cgi/petition.cgi?id=7033

> we have coasters, Trek conventions, and also
> bowling leagues - what more could one want?

> You dweeb! what about stamp collecting!

> Kelly

> I prefer coin collecting
>
Yeah, those new state quarters are really neato. Do you alphabetize your coin collection too?

> Resist temptation, Read the good book and support
> the American way by not ever visiting
> http://absolutelyreliable.com/ again

> Chuck, what if you're not American, does that
> mean that http://absolutelyreliable.com/ has a
> tendancy to corrupt easier? I'd like to stay, but
> have to go get my 1901 wooden coin with Ed's head
> on the coin, then go get my ear medicine, and
> ready to camp out a year before Star Wars Episode
> III.

> C-Screw.

Yes, Americans can resist easier but I have faith in other counrties to support the boycott, Uphold the Code and support the ECEA (Ethical Coaster Enthusiast Association)

> Yeah, those new state quarters are really neato.
> Do you alphabetize your coin collection too?

yes

> As far as what getting laid means maybe you
> should try asking THE ANGRY DARENS MULLINS that
> question,

that's a good idea - maybe I will the next time I see him. We're tight.

or then again that probably is a bad
> idea, we are alreadly taking enough heat on this
> site as it is from those people over at that evil
> and so tempting site. That is a place I will
> never go again.

I'm very glad to hear you say that

> I find it quite funny that the people complaining
> and whinning about this particular site, are the
> same people who cry and complain about everything
> else.

When have I ever complained about anything? - I'm a fun-loving person who just wants to ride coasters, go to trek conventions, bowl, collect coins, watch X- files, and wear plaid without getting made fun of

-The Rev

> When have I ever complained about anything? - I'm
> a fun-loving person who just wants to ride
> coasters, go to trek conventions, bowl, collect
> coins, watch X- files, and wear plaid without
> getting made fun of

> -The Rev

Eric, one of your greatest attributes is your never whining. One of your scariest attributes is that you will be coming to the chilly neighborhood if your looking for the Gates of Hell. I may actually start asking State Police for their help in finding it. I will hold out on that until you say your arrival is in a day or two.

> When have I ever complained about anything? - I'm
> a fun-loving person who just wants to ride
> coasters, go to trek conventions, bowl, collect
> coins, watch X- files, and wear plaid without
> getting made fun of

> -The Rev

> Eric, one of your greatest attributes is your
> never whining. One of your scariest attributes is
> that you will be coming to the chilly
> neighborhood if your looking for the Gates of
> Hell. I may actually start asking State Police
> for their help in finding it. I will hold out on
> that until you say your arrival is in a day or
> two.

lol - we need weird New Jersey, but I do hope I can convince the wife and kids of the importance of some of these sights. I'm trying to dig up some genuine cultural/historical significances (or maybe just some shopping malls - lol)
-The Rev

> Now that we have three topics on the exact same
> matter, should I expect another one?

> What, Your not a Trekie?

> You should know it's a never ending saga.

> Chuck :)

It's even eclipsed the subject of Magnum's sinking, right?

Joe

> You can get your boycott gear at the ARN&R shop

As much as I love the fact that everyone wants to buy Boycott gear, I can't approve of them buying it from ARnR. Please don't support the site (www.absolutelyreliable.com) in this manner.

> You can get your boycott gear at the ARN&R shop

> As much as I love the fact that everyone wants to
> buy Boycott gear, I can't approve of them buying
> it from ARnR. Please don't support the site
> (www.absolutelyreliable.com) in this manner.

> Aaron

Aaron, I say we do buy it from them so we can later boycott that as well. I mean if they don't make anything to begin with and then start making money (and your fame) and then they think they are getting abig bankroll, well wouldn't it be better to pull the rug from uderneath them? Just a thought.

I never got any word from Rev or Aaron as to if we should stop boycotting or not.

Chuck, who's been holding his Don't visit www.absolutelyreliable.com sign out on various streets across America and is getting awefully tired but will keep up the fight if it's still on.

Ok now this is B.S. I have been brought into their crap now & I am boycotting as well !!! I don't even know how they got my web address . If I ever find out who posted the review about my site , I promise that they will regret it fully & then it will be to late !! How can you all take this nonsense from them for so long ?

I will get even,
Boils The Clown

> I never got any word from Rev or Aaron as to if
> we should stop boycotting or not.

> Chuck, who's been holding his Don't visit
> www.absolutelyreliable.com sign out on various
> streets across America and is getting awefully
> tired but will keep up the fight if it's still
> on.

I was wondering if this link on ANR&R still works. I started visiting the site again after I heard the ANR&R guys turned Republican.

Anyone Else?
Is the Boycott over?

> I was wondering if this link on ANR&R still works. I
> started visiting the site again after I heard the ANR&R
> guys turned Republican.

> Anyone Else?
> Is the Boycott over?

> Chuck

I can't believe you brought this thread back - but it's given me a chance to try to get to know Boils better.
-rev

> Ok now this is B.S. I have been brought into their crap now
> & I am boycotting as well !!! I don't even know how
> they got my web address . If I ever find out who posted the
> review about my site , I promise that they will regret it
> fully & then it will be to late !! How can you all take
> this nonsense from them for so long ?

> I will get even,
> Boils The Clown

> I was wondering if this link on ANR&R still works. I
> started visiting the site again after I heard the ANR&R
> guys turned Republican.

> Anyone Else?
> Is the Boycott over?

> Chuck

> I can't believe you brought this thread back - but it's
> given me a chance to try to get to know Boils better.
> -rev

>

Yup, Ask him if he had anything to do with Pharroh letting the people go?

Thanks for bringing this post back guys. I forgot how great it was in the good old days to bring down a tyrannical giant like ARnR (www.absolutelyreliable.com). It feels like the 60s again (except I wasn't there at the time). This was one of the funniest threads in URC history and I'm glad I had a part in it.

Hey Boils...
Would you be willing to be in my film documentary?
-rev

Rev ,
Sorry I haven't been here in awhile ! I've been very busy working on new material @ My Fun House !!! :) I will come around here more often if need be. I just want to drop a line & say........" I would be honored to be in your film documentary if it's still on ? " Well , Let me know , Ok ?

Thanx for your time ............

> Hey Boils...
> Would you be willing to be in my film documentary?
> -rev

> Rev ,
> Sorry I haven't been here in awhile ! I've been very busy
> working on new material @ My Fun House !!! :) I will come
> around here more often if need be. I just want to drop a
> line & say........" I would be honored to be in
> your film documentary if it's still on ? " Well , Let
> me know , Ok ?

> Thanx for your time ............

> Boils Thy Phrick'n Clown

YES!

-The Rev

> Hey Boils...
> Would you be willing to be in my film documentary?
> -rev

> Rev ,
> Sorry I haven't been here in awhile ! I've been very busy
> working on new material @ My Fun House !!! :) I will come
> around here more often if need be. I just want to drop a
> line & say........" I would be honored to be in
> your film documentary if it's still on ? " Well , Let
> me know , Ok ?

> Thanx for your time ............

> Boils Thy Phrick'n Clown

They turned CRAPUBLICAN??? Is NOTHING sacred anymore? Sheesh! Just when I thought there was one tiny island of sanity and intelligence left in this country. At least I live in a blue state (Better dead than RED!)

> I was wondering if this link on ANR&R still works. I
> started visiting the site again after I heard the ANR&R
> guys turned Republican.

> Anyone Else?
> Is the Boycott over?

> I know that some of you may occasionally read Absolutely
> Reliable News & Rumors. I'll admit that in the past I
> have as well, but not anymore. It's one thing to insult
> other losers, but when they start dragging my good name
> through the mud, I draw the line. I am asking everyone to
> boycott the hateful, vindictive bottomholes that run this
> atrocious website. No longer will we sit idly by while they
> tarnish the reputation of reputible coaster enthusiasts
> everywhere. The boycott involves not visiting the website,
> not buying any of their merchandise, and not communicating
> with those who do. These guys obviously are not Wild Ones,
> because they don't know the least thing about the "3
> C's" of the code. So, if you stand for truth, honesty,
> integrity, peace, kindness, and the American Way, join with
> me in this boycott of the most foul, hideous website to
> come out since the Paris Hilton video. Who's with me?!!!!!

> Aaron

With a post like this you're just egging them on to rip you a new one. Just laugh about it and move on.

Have Fun

Paul Drabek

> ARnR has insulted me and my friends for TOO LONG.
> They don't know who they're dealing with.

> What they don't realize is the collective expertise/wisdom
> that exists right here on this fine site!

> They probably think that ALL we HAVE in LIFE is
> "coaster enthusiasm" - but no, no, no... that's
> just NOT the case.

> SOME of us are ALSO...

> TREKKIES!

Hey don't paint us with that stigma. I for one was a Trekkie before I hit puberty. Thankfully that dark period in my life is way behind me. ;-)

Have Fun