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Still here. But mostly in 140 characters. - - - Thursday, January 22, 2009   Are You Ready? That's how long until the next Theme Park Review Friday update at RRC if it appears as the same time as last week. Update: OHMIGODOHMIGOD THEY POSTED EARLY!!!@!!!@! CHECK IT OUT PEEEPS!!!!!!!!1 And...go! Get yer typing fingers ready! Get yer insane asshattery prepared! --GP Posted at 10:49 PM | Link | 1 comment(s) 1 Comment(s): At 6:42 PM,  p0p3y3z said... P0p3yez chicken iz da sh!t www.popeyes.com   Post a Comment - - - HOME Web absolutelyreliable.com

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