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Still here. But mostly in 140 characters. - - - Wednesday, November 17, 2004   Be Politically Active You might not quite be able to read that, but it says "Don't blame me, I voted for Raven." You can get the fancy organic two-sided one here (the back says "Vote Raven/Legend in 2008") or the cheapo one-sided one here ($9.99 -- hey, that's less than $10, so long as you ignore shipping!). These shirts will be the must-have items next year. Heck, we've already gotten orders from America's Next Top Model. Though we think they might have bought them to use to tie off before shooting up. Posted at 9:23 PM | Link | 0 comment(s) 0 Comment(s): Post a Comment - - - HOME Web absolutelyreliable.com

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