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Friday, October 15, 2004
Back to the Future
We noticed today that Six Flags has blamed the weather for bad performance for roughly the 453rd time, and it brought us back, over two years ago, to when Paramount blamed a really good run of Rockford Files episodes on TV Land for its lowered quarterly results.
So step into the ARN&R time machine and enjoy...
By the way, in case you're really not too sharp, this is satire.
Our favorite review: "as a joke it [ARN&R] wasn't that funny. all of my family take parks very seriuslyand all thow we laffed after time we were apoled by the joke."
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We like gravy and the occasional buffet. The greatest thing ever, however, would be a gravy buffet.