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Still here. But mostly in 140 characters. - - - Wednesday, August 25, 2004   The New Fashion Season Arrives Yes, that's right, ARN&R has new t-shirts. Share your considered and expert views with the world! Not willing to go that far? How about this? Order now and the drones at Cafe Press will presumably get them to you in plenty of time for PPP, CoasterMania, and so on. No promises as to whether these shirts comply with park policies, of course, but if that prick we saw a few weeks ago was allowed to wear a Confederate flag shirt at SFNE, we sure think this should be allowed in. And there's still more, all over at Ye Olde Absolutely Reliable News & Rumors Shoppe. Posted at 12:25 PM | Link | 0 comment(s) 0 Comment(s): Post a Comment - - - HOME Web absolutelyreliable.com

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