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Monday, August 30, 2004
Holiday World Unveils Latest Guest Service for 2005 Santa Claus, IN: Holiday World announced this week that there will be a new addition to the free products offered at the home of Raven & Legend: nicotine patches. "In 2004, Holiday World adopted a no-smoking policy. We understand that this affected a large amount of our customer base and wanted to provide them with something that would keep them in the park," said the park's PR maven in an exclusive interview. "Fortunately, a major pharmaceutical company was there to help." Along with soft drinks and sunscreen, the smoking cessation Nicpatch will be made available to Holiday World guests at no extra fee. The patches, which have been specially printed with the Holidog Seal of Approval, will be ready for distribution on opening day 2005. --MMS Posted at 1:18 PM | Link | 0 comment(s)
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