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Wednesday, June 02, 2004
 
ARN&R Increases World Domination Via Atom Feed, Event Attendance

Enjoy reading Absolutely Reliable News & Rumors but find all that work of opening a web browser and using your bookmarks to get here to be just too much to bear? Rejoice and be happy, for we have an answer for you!

Yes, that's right, we're now providing an XML feed -- see that little "Atom Feed" thing over to the left? That's it. Here's a description of what Atom is all about, but basically you can use it in your fancy schmancy aggregators. Or you can just read the feed in your browser if you prefer your ARN&R to be even more incomprehensible than usual.

Of course, if you do that, you'll miss out on all the Breaking News Headlines, also over to the left. But it'll prevent you from having to expend one more bit of energy than required. And isn't that what it's all about?

(Well, that and the gravy buffet.)

Speaking of gravy, our ever-growing legion of writers are everywhere. We occasionally even end up at enthusiast events. If you're looking to meet one of us and you think you'll be able to push through the massive groups of hangers-on we all tend to attract, drop us a line and let us know where you'll be. If one of us is around, we'll let you know.

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