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Tuesday, March 02, 2004
Enthusiasts Gear Up for Solace 2K4! Across the country, coaster enthusiasts are preparing for one of the first coaster events of the year, Knott�s Solace gathering. Jeremy Geisteskrank of Hobart, Indiana, is having trouble packing. �I can�t decide on whether to bring my Beast T-Shirt, my Beast knit polo, or my Beast chambray shirt,� the confused 34 year old said. �It�s a real wardrobe dilemma.� Others are excited to meet up with friends. Michelle Traurig, 22, is flying into Los Angeles on Thursday to have a special dinner with some online pals she�ll be meeting for the first time. �Maybe WoodieFreak and I will have the same chemistry in person that we do on RRC,� she said hopefully in an interview via AOL Instant Messenger. While love connections have been made in previous years, event organizers have been careful to warn people not to engage in behavior that could lead to sexual harassment -- and many enthusiasts won�t be wearing promiscuous clothing or anything that would make them sexually attractive to other enthusiasts. �You never know if these guys are drooling from the ERT or from your baby doll �Airtime Whore� shirt,� said one female enthusiast. �It�s easier not to risk it.� We at ARN&R wish all enthusiasts a great Solace weekend -- and watch out, you never know when the person next to you in the buffet line is a member of our crack investigative team -- so behave yourselves! --MMS Posted at 1:03 PM | Link | 0 comment(s)
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