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Monday, February 02, 2004
Six Flags, Recognizing Huge Success of Houston SuperBowl, Announces Upgrades for Astroworld PR Department SuperBowl XXXVIII, held at Houston's Reliant Stadium, turned the attention of the world to Houston, Texas, and Six Flags Inc. noticed. "We recognize that Houston is becoming an increasingly major tourist attraction, with world-class sports, arts, and commerce," declared the company in a press release. "In recognition of this, we'd like to announce that AstroWorld is a high priority for us and will continue to receive rides that we will describe in our press releases as excellent, exciting, and thrilling. Our announcements will continue to trumpet used and/or cloned rides from Vekoma, Arrow, S&S, and other occasionally competent companies as new, high-speed, and beloved. We will be certain to find at least two enthusiasts for each press day that will be eager to say the same. We believe this focus on continuing to describe our rides in thrilling terms is a way to show the level of respect and love we feel for the people of Houston." AstroWorld is expected to receive PR staff from Six Flags Kentucky Kingdom, which mastered the art of the press release in its description of a decades-old shuttle loop as its "newest megacoaster." Posted at 8:34 AM | Link | 0 comment(s)
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