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Still here. But mostly in 140 characters. - - - Wednesday, January 14, 2004   Welcome to Our Planet, Brian Ramsey! From the "What the hell was that about?" category comes this e-mail, from one Brian Ramsey at a UK e-mail address: WE ARE MOST UPSET BY THE USE O9F [sic] OUR FAMOUS BAND'S NAME THIS E MAIL CARRIES A LARGE PEICE [sic] OF OUR DRUMMERS [sic] NASAL DROPINGS [sic] WHICH WILL CLOG YOUR CHIP ANS [sic] NOT YOUR FISH. Well, ah, em, er. If had any idea what your band's name was, or really if we had any idea what the hell you were talking about, we would...well, we'd probably make fun of you anyway, if for nothing else for that "nasal dropings" thing. But as it is, we'll just shrug and say, in a loud and clear voice: Huh? Posted at 9:06 AM | Link | 0 comment(s) 0 Comment(s): Post a Comment - - - HOME Web absolutelyreliable.com

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