Symposium Lineup Released for NoCoaster Event

(Willowbrook, IL) The final schedule for lectures and events for ACE�s 25th annual NoCoaster event has been finalized. The esteemed list of speakers includes friend of ARN&R Dr. Dikembe Billy-Bob Rittenhouse Arjumand Ktulu-Lieberman Svenson III, who will be delivering the keynote presentation. Based on his latest research findings on the social life of Coaster Enthusiasts, Rittenhouse Arumand Ktulu-Lieberman Svenson III will be presenting new research reported first right here at ARN&R that should give lonely enthusiasts, if not lonely coasters, hope for a fulfilling relationship.

While speakers may change, ARN&R has obtained from a source deep within ACE the list of Enthusiast-Development workshops being offered:

Sunday, 9:00 AM -9:45 AM
Salon I - Going Light On The Gravy: An Enthusiast's Guide to Smorgasbord Etiquette
Salon II - The Truth About Airtime, Or Your Ass Was Not More Than An Inch Off The Seat

Sunday, 10:00 AM � 11:15 AM
Salon I - Queer Eye For The Enthusiast Guy - How To Accessorize Your XXL Coaster Shirts � with Special Guest Carson from QEFTSG!
Salon II - Coming to Grips With Three or More Clicks

Sunday, 2:00 PM � 3:15 PM
Salon I - Sensitivity Training for ACE Officers � Private Session
Salon II - Skirting copyrights to enhance your coaster video.

ACE officials are positive that enthusiasts will be enriched and entertained between mouthfuls of whatever is placed in front of them.

--MMS (with data and panflute solo provided courtesy of MJS)

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