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Still here. But mostly in 140 characters. - - - Friday, January 16, 2004   BORG: The Day Imposed We are the BORG. We have overtaken this website. We will combine the uniqueness of this site with ourselves. As we have assimilated a feeble, used Vekoma roller coaster and rethemed it as BORG Assimilator at Paramount's Carowinds, today is declared BORG: The Day. Observe breaking news about BORG and related projects over toward your left throughout the day. Prepare to be assimilated. Resistance is futile. Posted at 12:46 PM | Link | 1 comment(s) 1 Comment(s): At 11:59 AM,  Anonymous said... Yay borg!   Post a Comment - - - HOME Web absolutelyreliable.com

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