Enthusiast chooses Worlds Fair Roller Coaster Christmas Decoration over Gas, Electric

Martin Saugenesel of Duluth, Minnesota is the latest victim in a supraliminal advertising campaign for the World�s Fair Roller Coaster Christmas Decoration, available through an online Christmas Decorations store. Sauganesel, who prides himself on both his coaster enthusiasm and his love of collecting �coaster-related Christmas ornaments,� found the World�s Fair Roller Coaster Christmas Decoration after a Google search on �roller coaster Christmas� and was hooked immediately.

�The web page spoke to me � after only a couple of paragraphs, I knew that the World�s Fair Roller Coaster Christmas Decoration could help me to spread the joy of Christmas, and roller coasters, to the world!� Martin also wouldn�t let the steep price of $100 deter him from purchasing the World�s Fair Roller Coaster Christmas Decoration, and skipped paying his utility bills in order to purchase the World�s Fair Roller Coaster Christmas Decoration. �The love I feel for the World�s Fair Roller Coaster Christmas Decoration will keep me warm this December,� said the overly optimistic Sauganesel as he contemplated a full-color printout of the World's Fair Roller Coaster Christmas Decoration.

This is not the first coaster-related ornament to touch the life of this man, a devout member of his local Lutheran church, as well as ACE, Coasterbuzz, and Duluth Organization for Rollercoaster Knowledge, a club he founded with his best friend, Rudy. �I went to my local Hallmark Gold Crown store to purchase the Polar Coaster ornament � I was really lucky, I got to buy the display because there were none in stock. However, the Hallmark store employees did not give the Polar Coaster the respect it deserves � not like the World�s Fair Roller Coaster Christmas Decoration website.�

Martin Saugenesel is waiting, in darkness and cold, for his World�s Fair Roller Coaster Christmas Decoration to arrive. �I don�t need heat or electricity � the World�s Fair Roller Coaster Christmas Decoration is going warm my heart and light my path to the true meaning of Christmas!�

--MMS

[Ed. Note: The World's Fair Roller Coaster Christmas Decoration is also this week's lucky winner of the Site O' the Weak! Congratulations, World's Fair Roller Coaster Christmas Decoration!]

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