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Still here. But mostly in 140 characters. - - - Wednesday, November 19, 2003   ACErs Warned to be on Best Behavior at IAAPA by Club Officials IAAPA is almost here again, and, unfortunately, random coaster enthusiasts are certain to show up. Wacky hijinks are sure to ensue as the ordinary rabble clashed with Executive Committee members at the ACE booth on the showroom floor! Thank goodness someone is out there to start a rec.roller-coaster thread reminding ACE members to show up wearing something other than a Beast thong, flip-flops, and a coaster shirt with yellow armpit stains. Check out the hot enthusiast bickering action here! If your sanity can survive a few pages of this stuff, then you too can also learn that Jesus was perfect! --CSB/JCK/and Introducing Very Special Guest Star MMS as "MMS" Posted at 5:11 PM | Link | 0 comment(s) 0 Comment(s): Post a Comment - - - HOME Web absolutelyreliable.com

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