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Tuesday, October 07, 2003
PPP Proves Enthusiasts Love the Camera In Odd Irony, Camera Rarely Loves Enthusiasts In an embarrassing turn of events, enthusiasts from across the country hammed it up for Robb Alvey�s video camera at the annual Phoenix Phall Phunfest in Elysburg, Pennsylvania. Alvey, famous for selling his coaster trip videos and making insensitive comments on his website, came under fire from the internet community recently for being an insensitive jackass. This sentiment, however, was not evident at Knoebel�s, where various coaster tools aped, made faces at, and high-fived Alvey and his life partner Elissa White in a desperate attempt to make it into the videos they so despise. Jeremy Werkzeug of Appleton, WI, who on the RPCGRRC forum called Alvey a �complete dick,� jockeyed to be next to Robb in line for the bumper cars hoping to score an appearance in the background of Alvey�s taping. �Hey, this is my one chance at fame � Can�t you see how important he is to our community? Plus, he has a video camera.� Monday morning, however, Werkzeug was back on the forums, talking about how rude and snobbish Alvey was to him for not wanting to be friends. --MMS Posted at 1:51 PM | Link | 0 comment(s)
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