Bachelor�s ERT Wasted

Enthusiasts across the nation shook their heads in amazement last Wednesday as they watched �Bachelor Bob,� star of ABC�s The Bachelor spend exclusive after-hours time in Paramount�s Great America wooing a woman instead of marathon-riding Top Gun.

�What a waste!� proclaimed Jeremy Jungfrau of Palo Alto. �They had PGA all to themselves and wasted that precious ERT on a candlelit dinner? And worse, instead of riding after dinner they talk and make out? Total and complete waste of ERT, man!�

Jungfrau, who admits to experiencing an erection at seeing Paramount�s Great America and, more specifically, the Top Gun roller coaster on prime time television, could not believe that only a few shots were of the rides in the park. �All the shots were just Bob and Mary walking around eating � why anyone would go to a theme park with a chick is beyond me. They always just want to use the bathroom, and never want to ride coasters.�

Jeremy then said that he plans to re-view Robb Alvey�s 2002 coaster video every Wednesday at 9/8central instead of The Bachelor � �At least the chick in Alvey�s videos gets on the rides.�

--MMS

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