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Sunday, June 08, 2003
We Have Been Warned. It's always exciting when we get to really use the stuff in the disclaimer down at the bottom of the page (this is the good part: "Anything you e-mail us is fair game to go on the site or to be used in any other way, including printing it up real big and posting it outside AbsolutelyReliableTowers."). And when we get an e-mail like this, from the Master Grand Superfly Poobah of the Coaster Preservation Club, it's really exciting. The Poobah speaks: I found that article very rude and not funny, and other companies, and organizations may not mind have [sic] jokes made towards them, but the CPO(formly [sic] CPC) does. Do not post any more articles on the CPO. I will be checking. Lee Coaster We're not really sure if Six Flags and other parks "not mind have jokes made towards them," but we surely have been warned now, and he will be checking, as will, presumably, the massed armies of the CPO ("formly" CPC) working on the new park in Indiana. Or perhaps North Carolina. And we'd like to help out the good folks there at the "CPO(formly CPC)". So, please -- if you know of somewhere mocking the "CPO(formly CPC)," be sure to let us know (contact address over there on the left) and we'll be sure to pass it along to Mr. Coaster by means of posting it here. So far we're aware of this one at Coasterbuzz and this one at ACN. Oh, and this one, also at Coasterbuzz. Any others? Don't hold back -- we want to be very sure that every single instance of "CPO(formly CPC)" mockery is passed along so that Mr. Coaster can send out e-mails to all of them. Together, we can make a difference. Posted at 7:35 PM | Link | 0 comment(s)
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By the way, in case you're really not too sharp, this is satire.
Our favorite review: "as a joke it [ARN&R] wasn't that funny. all of my family take parks very seriuslyand all thow we laffed after time we were apoled by the joke."
Anything you e-mail us is fair game to go on the site or to be used in any other way, including printing it up real big and posting it outside AbsolutelyReliableTowers.
Sorry, your IQ must be this high and your age at least 18 to be among the intended readers of ARN&R. Please enjoy some of our other attractions.
We like gravy and the occasional buffet. The greatest thing ever, however, would be a gravy buffet.
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