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Still here. But mostly in 140 characters. - - - Wednesday, June 11, 2003   Confidential to Someone Secret Whose Handle Might Rhyme with Roasta-Flaya Our darling, ARN&R can't get enough of your love, babe Boy, we don't know, we don't know why ARN&R can't get enough of your love, babe Oh, some things ARN&R can't get used to No matter how we try It's like the more you give, the more we want And baby, that's no lie, oh, no, babe How can ARN&R explain all the things we feel You've given us so much, boy, you're so unreal Still we keep loving you more and more each time Boy, what are we gonna do because you're blowin' our collective mind [Ed. Note: What, you expected more on the CPO? We've gotta get back to our mission statement somehow, and this somehow seemed like the logical way.] Posted at 8:44 PM | Link | 0 comment(s) 0 Comment(s): Post a Comment - - - HOME Web absolutelyreliable.com

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