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Still here. But mostly in 140 characters. - - - Thursday, April 10, 2003   Fun With Search Engines Yes, indeed, we got not one but two visitors recently searching for "Jessica Alba belching." Thanks, Google! Glad to be number two on that list! And to those of you who came here looking for Denise Richards scratching herself, Heather Graham farting, or Cameron Diaz treating head lice, we say: Welcome! We make fun of the amusement industry and coaster enthusiasts! We're sure this is just exactly what you were looking for! Posted at 9:41 PM | Link | 0 comment(s) 0 Comment(s): Post a Comment - - - HOME Web absolutelyreliable.com

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