Frontier City Adds Mexican Restaurant

Frontier City, the original Premier-owned park, has for many years lagged behind most of the other parks of the Premier and Six Flags chains, both in upkeep and in new rides. That will all change this year with the opening of ErUPtion, which Frontier City calls a �thrilling and unique Mexican eatery that will dazzle the taste buds and tickle the lower intestines.�

�We really wanted a signature attraction at Frontier City, the flagship of Six Flags Properties,� said the park�s manager, Harlan Boef Sur Le Toit. �ErUPtion will feature steaming platters of refried beans, gristly low-grade Cuban beef, fiery habanero peppers, pungent green and red sauce, sour cream, and mounds of cheese. You better bet there will be some �erUPtions� from the very bowels of our guests after they consume this yummy concoction.�

Boef Sur Le Toit added that the name �ErUPtion� was chosen very carefully. �We thought about calling our signature attraction �Ring of Fire,� �Savage Stomach Cramping,� �Los Trots,� or �Violent Anal Hemorrhage,� but �ErUPtion� seemed to best describe what guests will experience an hour or two after digesting the tasty snacks we offer at this restaurant.�

Six Flags Corporate released a statement to the press indicating that if ErUPtion is a success, Frontier City might just be in line to receive a used trampoline and a tetherball set next season.

--JCK

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