Thrillride! Back Online; Panic Ensues Amongst Crappy Coaster Websites

Baltimore coaster enthusiast Darren Carr has a major project due at work this afternoon, but instead of completing his work, he is performing a task he considers more important. Carr is busy reorganizing his webpage bookmarks on Internet Explorer.

�Thrillnetwork. Gone. Themparkcritic.com. Gimmee a break. Coasterbuzz. What was I thinking? The Coaster Underground. Buh-bye.�

Carr is estimated to have deleted over 350 links to amusement park-related sites this morning alone, though he is far from done. �It�s just so easy, all of a sudden. I was so upset when Thrillride vanished, I basically bookmarked every single coaster site ever created in a desperate quest to find something interesting to read. I doubt I�ve visited ninety percent of these crap sites more than once. Lord, over twenty of them are on Geocities! Most are completely illegible and have pictures stolen from other websites. Now that Thrillride is back, there�s finally one site that uses fluent English, has a professional look, and features real news and good reviews.� Carr then returned to the laborious process of removing worthless sites like Coaster Land from his list.

Carr is far from alone. According to experts, thousands of coaster enthusiasts are following his lead and removing scores of useless and poorly written coaster fansites from their computers. But not everyone is happy with the return of Thrillride. In fact, owners of these terrible sites, which rushed to fill the two-year Thrillride void, are downright upset. Says G Force Coaster Site webmaster Joseph Foerster, �this is really unfortunate. Bob Coker may think he�s just returning to a popular website with exciting articles, fun features, and inside info, but I doubt he�s given the slightest thought to how it�s going to affect websites that butcher the English language, steal pictures from other sites, and post really stupid opinions.� Foerster added that he �might be forced to quit running a crap coaster site and do a Jennifer Love Hewitt fanpage instead.�

It�s now 12:30, and Darren Carr has completed the reorganization of his bookmarks. �Yep, that�s it. I�ve finally got it cut down to everything I need: Screamscape, Thrillride, Rollercoaster Database, and the Trip Report. Six hundred seventy-three awful sites gone. I still can�t decide whether to leave ARN&R on the bookmarks, though. They�re kind of funny, but once in a while, the information they post isn�t entirely accurate.�

--JCK

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