Everyone Keeps Ripping Off ARN&R, Sources Report

As reported by sources at ARN&R to the staff of ARN&R, everyone is apparently ripping off ideas and stories from ARN&R.

The first rippers-off were none other than the employees of the legendary satirical publication The Onion, sources claim. This week�s edition of The Onion has an article titled �U.N. Orders Wonka to Submit to Chocolate Factory Inspections.� While national humor experts label the article �damn funny,� several prominent scholars note a �disturbing� similarity between it and an article which appeared on ARN&R almost two months ago.

A more disturbing swiping of high-falutin� concepts occurred this week, when, following what popular culture experts call an �amazingly silly ARN&R article� about coaster reality shows, the Discovery Network announced plans for just such a �craptastic� real life show, a one-hour reality TV documentary called Thrill Rides: Put to the Test.

A management representative of ARN&R stated in a press conference that ARN&R would have pursued litigation for unintellectual property theft, except that �we have decided to let the matter slide, as we really want to see our Beast thongs appear some day on a Discovery Network special, and our writing style appears, on rare occasions, to be just the tiniest, ever so slightly bit reminiscent of the style used for The Onion.�

As ARN&R appears to be the groundbreaking force in popular culture this week, the staff urges Six Flags New England not to blatantly steal our suggestion that they �use fire hoses to blast pressurized raw human waste at patrons.� Please.

--JCK

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