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Still here. But mostly in 140 characters. - - - Sunday, January 19, 2003   Welcome to People Searching for Unrelated Materials! We enjoy our stats logs, perhaps more than we should. The best searches that have evidently resulted in someone finding ARN&R: Lobotomies and pictures of them being performed (twice -- twice -- this has brought someone here) Naked pictures of Jessica Alba (clean up your keyboards, boys) Ozzfest rumors 2003 (we hear Tori Amos will headline) And now we're hoping we'll get even more hits from these searches! And while we're at it: Get rich quick! Free money! Authentic pictures of Matt Damon and George Peppard naked with hockey hair! (You'd be surprised how many people are looking for those pictures.) Hot pictures of Jennifer Aniston carrying a basket of napkins! Posted at 2:32 PM | Link | 0 comment(s) 0 Comment(s): Post a Comment - - - HOME Web absolutelyreliable.com

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