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Sunday, January 26, 2003
Super Bowl Trash Talk Hits Bulletin Board As Super Bowl festivities get underway today, the Raiders have extra incentive for victory, in the form of taunts made by Buccaneers noseguard Warren Sapp. Sapp�s inflammatory comments immediately appeared on the Raiders bulletin board. A selection of Sapp�s inflammatory comments are reprinted below: �Yo, Charlie Garner sucks worse than Raging Wolf Bobs.� �Lincoln Kennedy is so fat people yell 'Free Willy' when he sits on the beach. I bet he�s a card-carrying member of the American Coaster Enthusiasts.� �Rich Gannon�s gonna be spending more time on his ass than the Rolling Thunder paint crew.� �I heard Bill Romanowski�s momma is so stupid, she likes it when the lap bar ratchets her down in the seat so she can�t get no airtime.� �Warren is doing his best with his antics to get under our skin, but it won�t work,� stated Raiders receiver Jerry Rice. �All he�s doing is giving us more incentive to win this game.� Rice added that Sapp has lots of really stupid coasters in his top ten list, and that �he can only fit his big ass in Row 5 of a B&M inverted coaster.� --JCK Posted at 12:07 PM | Link | 0 comment(s)
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