New Blacula Themed Park To Open

Smarting from a recent decision by investors to move the location of a proposed Dracula theme park to Bucharest, leaders of the town of Transylvania today announced their intention to create a Blacula-themed resort instead.

�Since conservationists and historians have blocked the creation of a Dracula park due to concerns over the tourism impact on the area, this leaves Transylvania in the lurch while filthy Romanians get loads of money from vampire fans,� said Vlad M. Payler, a Transylvanian spokesman. �At the city council meeting, we discussed alternate ways of earning money by capitalizing on the current vampire craze, and Blacula proved to be the logical choice. As they said back in 1972: He's black! He's beautiful! He's Blacula!�

Payler stated that preliminary plans called for a Scream Blacula, Scream rollercoaster, a Dracula�s Soul Brother simulator, and large areas themed to Dracula�s Castle and Los Angeles, the two main locations of action in the movie.

--JCK

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