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Still here. But mostly in 140 characters. - - - Monday, December 30, 2002   How Meta Is This? We haven't the slightest idea what to make of it, but it's sort of funny: Absolutely Crap News & Rumors In the disclaimer, we think they mean that it's "just a joke" rather than "just a job," but if someone can tell us how to get a job making fun of coaster sites that make fun of coaster sites, we'd love to hear it. Actually, if they can tell us how to get a job doing this, that'd be cool, too. Posted at 1:31 AM | Link | 0 comment(s) 0 Comment(s): Post a Comment - - - HOME Web absolutelyreliable.com

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