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Still here. But mostly in 140 characters. - - - Friday, December 20, 2002   ARN&R On Vacation? Um, Maybe. We will be traveling the world, seeking out a new headquarters for the AbsolutelyReliableTowers. Or maybe we'll just be with family. Either way, we probably won't update the site quite as often as we have been. Don't let that stop you from coming to visit, and certainly don't let that stop you from buying lots of stuff. There's virtually no chance it'll be there in time for Christmas, but there's virtually no chance anyone actually wants to receive it for Christmas anyway, right? Have a good holiday. Leave some gravy for everyone else. Posted at 7:24 PM | Link | 0 comment(s) 0 Comment(s): Post a Comment - - - HOME Web absolutelyreliable.com

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