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Still here. But mostly in 140 characters. - - - Wednesday, November 20, 2002   ARN&R Gets Own Domain, Plans World Domination Hey. We moved out of that rinkydink town over to our very own domain: AbsolutelyReliable.com. One of these days, we'll get redirection pages up there. Oh, and we're going to dominate the world through a devious secret plan involving getting people to read made-up coaster rumors. So thanks for helping with that. There will be t-shirts also. And, for the ACErs among you: gravy. And cake. Sometimes both combined. Posted at 10:08 AM | Link | 0 comment(s) 0 Comment(s): Post a Comment - - - HOME Web absolutelyreliable.com

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